Friday, June 30, 2006

I learned this today

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Because he always wanted to say...

kiss my black asstat.
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Just bein a smartass again

The definition for MOOK does not fit as well as this one


A light hearted insult for someone who is being a bit of a "Silly billy".
"Shut up, you mookle!"

Barbara Manateeeeeee

Word of the day...

In absence of Carrot


a mythical shape resebling both a square and a circle. Much like the mythical unicorn of the animal kingdom. A squircle has never been seen and all drawings are only invalid interpretations.

Stupid Idiot: "Ive done it! Ive drawn the mythical squircle!"

Friend of stupid idiot: "No, thats yet another square with rounded edges."

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Word of the day...


Abbreviation for a margarine (fake-butter) product, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!. The stupidest abbreviation (nobody can decipher what the hell ICBINB is unless they're told) for the stupidest product (if you're worried about the calories in butter, don't eat fake butter, just stop eating the damn butter!) in the world.

"That dude is spreading ICBINB! onto his baked potato crisp and downing a six-pack of diet Coke..."

I can only hope....

my son will make such a tribute to his mum, with a heart asstat.
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Munny's Celeb Quote of the WEEK

Johnny Depp
“I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Asstat Du Jour "First Official"

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Now I wanna be a beer Schlutz

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Police are warning all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a woman.

There is a date rape drug going around called 'beer' and it appears in liquid form. The drug is being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince male victims to have sex with them.

'Beer' is available virtually anywhere. All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of 'beer' and simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against such attacks.

After several 'beers' men will often succumb to performing sex acts with women who they would never normally be attracted to. Men often wake up after having 'beer' with only hazy memories of what happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

Even worse, these unfortunate men might be conned into a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. Apparently men are easier victims for this scam after 'beer' has been administered.

However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open manner with a bunch of similarly affected guys.

For your nearest support group just look up 'Pubs' in the yellow pages.

The image playing in Brindy's mind when Fabbot is speaking to her...

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There is something missing here...

Wanted Dead or Alive

From Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

"Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and that I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're all alone in THIS universe."
— Jack Burton Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Word of the day...


An overflow of getting screwed out of things.

"Oh man, my day was one heebgasm after another. That bitch deserves a Danza Slap for pulling this shit"

Poor Stick Figures, no Ass to Tat

From one to another:

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Word of the day...


The worst thing ever

Brindy: "Hordes of Morons are taking over the world!"
Munny: "Gakdirt, dude. It's gakdirt all over again..."


1.) Asstat Required
2.) Lots of heart attack inducing chronic noise exposure
3.) Chronic Noise Exposure Therapy Group meets Mon-Fri at 5:01 at the YVB
4.) Usher in the en dof the world as we know it, asstats in full view
5.) Begin searching for new employment as: Assistant Asstat or Personal Asstat.
6.) LARD FOR LUNCH everyday, no asstat exceptions

Read My Mind

I actually came across this several years ago, but I've always thought it was pretty wicked cool (and I am wicked cool because I used the word wicked and cool together)...

Hi, my name is Brindy....

And I am a munnyholic. Just posting cuz I can damnit. Why is this blog so cruel to me? Am I on Candid Cammera? I this some kind of cruel joke because I am not nor am I married to a Miller? Huh? Water Cooler my ass, you guys are mean girls, and mook. Mean. Jj. It is my fault for being dumb. Missed you guys, I baaaaack, again.

Why women live longer than men

Not Quite BIG Just...

Since my last T-shirt wasn't received well, I hope I have redeemed myselfth.

I'll tell you after we die and we come back as cats...

- Carrot working on her afghan

- The Mook doing his homework

- Brindy falling out of bed already late for work

- Munny - hungry or sleepy? I can never decide (also already late for work)

Monday, June 26, 2006

Munny's Lawnscaping Suggestions

Take 'em or leave 'em or take 'em and leave 'em!

June 30, 2006, baby...

My House
Don't be jealous... o.k. maybe a little.

Word of the day...


Sarcastic way of saying that something sucks. Combination of the words fantastic and crap.

"Jim: "Dude, check out my new sunglasses I got at the gas station!"
Bob: "Yeah, they're fancraptic..."

Private Dancer, Dancin' for money, he'll do what you want him to do...

Just Jokes

Full Throttle Vs. Rock Star

CarrotFull Throttle is brain juice. I didn't used to be an energy drink whore, but after a while I couldn't get enough of it . . . to the point that my heart may very well have exploded some morning as I sat in front of my monitor trying to save the world (okay, writing code, but saving the world looks better on my karma resumé). But at least I could die with a happy Full-Throttled brain.  I gave up nicotine GDit, but you would have had to pry Full Throttle from my cold dead

At least I felt that way until I was introduced to Rock Star. SWEET BRAIN NECTAR. The vending machine down the hall from my office ONLY has Rock Star, and although I felt a small betrayal to Full Throttle in the recesses of my soul, me brain just needed the juice. I freely admit that over the course of the past six months I have been converted to the church of Rock Star. 

That being said, I still hold a very special place in my heart for Full Throttle and to the confoundment of my loyalties, it was on a recent vacation that I came upon a vending machine that sold BOTH Full Throttle and Rock Star

. . . It was then that I understood the duality of Batman.

Summary movie quote:
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it nightly, smartass!
So I Married and Axe Murderer

Friday, June 23, 2006

Word of the day...


To be wacky, zany or insane in your humor.

"I like to decapitate carrots with a breadstick!"
"Man, you're Egonga!"

New Tattoo Idea...

I'd like to get another tattoo ... only this time I'll get my blue Carrot face:

on the inside of my right breast... and a tattoo of Josh Lucas

on the inside of my left breast ... so when the cleavage is out on display we'd be rubbing together and getting to know eachother better...

National Bring Your Pet to Work Day

In honor of this day, I have brought Rocket Man to the office with me. I am bribing him to sit next to me with the muffin I brought for breakfast. I'm here early in hopes of fleeing as soon as I am done. I do have a meeting with the head honcho boss man, maybe Dan in accounting will watch him at that time. I'll have to remember to give him the muffin.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Munny's REAL Celeb Quotes

Colin Farrell
'It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes.'

Gen Casey: U.S. forces in Iraq to shrink.

"We're gonna shoot 'em with a shrinking gun, that way they're easier to transport. Heck you can load 4 times as many of them mini-soldiers on a plane!"

Or for the real story:

Get a haircut and get a real job...

Check out this Virgin Atlantic banner ad:
Fun with Flash™ that never gets old...

Not necessarily true, but funny

I don't know how they do it

The best and most revealing quiz I have ever found online. Take the quiz, be amazed by the quiz then send it to your friends and amaze them too!!

Word of the day...


The act of losing one's cookies, either to theft or an unfortunate accident.

"Oh, fudge, that crazed young woman just pounced on me from nowhere, and before I knew it, she had decookied me! D:!"

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

South Park the Movie Memo

So we're looking for a new name

Here are some contenders...
    1. The V.W.C. (our latest)
    2. E-Cooler
    3. Digital Brain Smack
    4. Penguins are People Too
    5. Cooling the Water and Talking the Jabber
    6. E-Biscuit
    7. P is for pooty, that's good enough for me

We're open to suggestion at this point . . . although #7 is growing on me :)

It's my birthday so I'm leaving early today...

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...but I still love you all.

Munny's REAL Celebrity Quotes

Britney Spears
'I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.'

I just want to be a happy cucumber!

La Hora Espanol

Miren al Mook
Vean como se mueve.
Como un leon.
Tras un raton.
Miren al Mook
Que suaves movimientos
es como mantequilla en un chango pelon
Miren al Mook
Los vegetales
enviden a su amigo
como el quieren bailar
mook bailarin
mook bailarin
mook bailarin
baila baila ya!
Miren al zanahoria
¿no es triste?
Ella no puede bailar.
Pobre zanahoria
Ella deserĂ­a poder bailar
Como el mook
ibre y suavemente
Pero el no puede danzar.

Word of the day...


To poke stuff with sticks and get great fun out of it.

"Lyk OMFG im conjibulating this hen!"

Play with the devil


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The Mook

Maybe they lost his invitation in the mail...



it's your birthday,
we're gonna party like it's your birthday
And u know we don't give a *^%# it's not you're Birthday

So I've got this recurring dream...

CarrotI'm floating in a pool of orange smelling water trying to get hundreds of baby frogs out of my hair — they're squirrelly — when Leonard Nimoy (he's my butler) throws me a life-preserver made of cheese. He states "Sink or Swim, it only matters to your mother, Steven Tyler and GODDDDDDDDD..." (this last in a very menacing Eye of Sauron sort of way) and as he rollerskates from the room humming "Baby Got Back" I think to myself . . . damn, if I had just been named "Nutter Butter" none of this would be my problem.

Tell me. What does it mean?

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

I am a Goober

Munny's REAL Celebrity Quotes

David Arquette
'I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... a pulsating force of incredible energy.'