C'mon, someone's got to live vicariously through you! She isn't allowed to be lewd and obnoxious like you (hello, she teaches our youth!) but that doesn't mean she's not crazy on the inside... she can take it.
It's a good thing I am going thru menopause, cause some days I can take it, some days I can't. Actually, it took me a while to get it, but when it came to me, I thought it was pretty funny. Gonna tell it to my book buddy who loves and gets your humor almost better than I do. Old people just want you to think they don't have dirty minds; that way you don't pay attention to what they are doing all the time. Enough of the lessons already. Bring on more fun!
For using meth whilest doing all of her chores
ReplyDelete(Only cause stepmother left it in her purse whilest she was passed out, like on the kewl commercial)?
No winners yet.....
ReplyDeleteFor kicking Mickey Mouse in the man-berries after he tried to take her Long Beach Ice Tea away...
ReplyDeleteThat just got her a misdemeanor, Carrot. I don't know if I should post the answer for fear of embarrassing my mom
ReplyDeleteHow do you think it makes Mom feel that you think she is stiffling your creativity, what about that, huh, sheesh?
ReplyDeleteCome on, she can take it.
C'mon, someone's got to live vicariously through you! She isn't allowed to be lewd and obnoxious like you (hello, she teaches our youth!) but that doesn't mean she's not crazy on the inside... she can take it.
ReplyDeleteOK, you asked for it.
ReplyDelete- She was caught sitting on Pinochio's nose yelling "Tell me a lie, tell the truth. Tell me a lie, tell the truth ...."
LOL
ReplyDeleteDear gawd
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing I am going thru menopause, cause some days I can take it, some days I can't.
ReplyDeleteActually, it took me a while to get it, but when it came to me, I thought it was pretty funny.
Gonna tell it to my book buddy who loves and gets your humor almost better than I do. Old people just want you to think they don't have dirty minds; that way you don't pay attention to what they are doing all the time.
Enough of the lessons already. Bring on more fun!