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Freakin Funny Friday

Things that have been givin me belly laughs all week...








These are my future ex-husbands #1 & #2.
[Vinnie Paz from Jedi Mind Tricks & R.A. The Rugged Man from parts unknown]




My new goal in life is to learn the words to 'Shoop' by Salt-N-Pepa like the back of my hand for karaoke purposes. I have been a spectator for months now and finally found a song I am willing to participate in. It is harder than it looks, I thought I had it down, I have known the lyrics since the 8th grade, but it is harder than it looks, especially when you are a victim of contagious giggles like me.




badee badee badee, that's all folks. have a great freakin holiday weekend.

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Old Woman: Excuse me, but can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Gutter: What?
Old Woman: Can you *show* me where the *campus* is?

— PCU (1994)

BK vs. R. McD PART DEUX

My New Favorite Thing

Introducing Carrot Simpson...

simpsonizeme.com

Jack Black & Mos Def - HOLY S•WORD

This isdouble dip chocolate chip, fo sho.

GOTDay

Tattoos for everyone

Seriously... I think The Duchess should get this done...

BK vs. R. McD

best part is that Ronald appears to explode in to ketchup.
please don't forget to see the tastey treat behind the click-a-roo.

Plotting World Domination is Tiring

A Real Wyoming Six Shooter

- Photograph by Munny

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Bill: As you know, l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.

— Kill Bill Vol. II (2004)