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Brindy's Bdidder Report

The bdidder went off without a hitch. Me madre threw a grand 'que in my honor, including grilled pineapple and a handmade shop class present from my brother. Then it was off to my house to get ready for the evening. Minor escorted me to the Bow whilest we waited for Darkness to get the keg. Many friends joined the celebration as we misbehaved with beer, fire and sarcasm, the things nearest and dearest to my heart. Hopefully, I will get to post some pics of that soon. I wish that Darkness read this blog so I could have a crazy post in honor of him. He did everything he could to make my day special, and no one besides my mommy has ever done that for me. So, sorry there aren't any crazy stories to tell, at least Fire Pig didn't get the best of me! And thanks to Darkness's g-friend EM-word for spilling beer on my head as the festivities concluded... Beer shower is always noice!

BTW, the pic goes along with the pathetic look of Brindy on Sunday morn, poor Brindy's head.

Post 'Stal Report - Good Times

The night could not have went better. It was without injury or any particular event worth mentioning. It was simply a nice evening with me madre and my good friends, The Darkness and Minor. Darkness kept my mama company with his addictive charm and conversation. Minor and I misbehaved as usual. We concluded the evening with stiffies from the 'Bow and just as I was about to be abandoned, my Furstenfeld look-a-like was perched at the end of the bar all by his lonesome. He might as well had a big red bow on his head, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ME!
So, the plans for my actual bdiddy are quite suprising. I had imagined a night of wondering from place to place up and down MT Ave until I passed out or broke my leg or something. Alas Darkness, because he just can't help but be the coolest mawrucka I eva knew, has volunteered to throw a kegger/house party in my honor. That is exactly what I wanted last year and I asked for it a month or two in advance and he bailed on me at the last minute. Sad I know. But this year, it was all his idea and I am going to have the best of times, sans Danno. I wish there was going to be some Miller Time, but I will have a beer with cheers as I recollect our fondest memories of BGO. Heres to wishing I might make it through the event in tact, Fire Pig, you're not invited!

Bring It

Well, as the Metal Monkey, I have hurt myself pretty good approximately every two weeks since the beginning of the year. I recently looked up my Chinese horoscope and it explained it all to me:
Monkey Health
"It is in this area where you could have the most problems this year. You are susceptible to illness and especially accidents. The combination of Fire and Metal is conducive to injuries."
So, I thought I would give a rundown of the injuries in order.
1. Big ol scrape from Z's deep dark basement when we came back from the Carino wedding all sauced up and I had to help him down the stairs.
2. Steam burn on my wrist from cooking broccoli, it left my skin looking like an aligator's for about a month.
3. I stumbled on the long walk home from a night of dice and debauchery and hurt my ankle REAL BAD. Prolly should have gone to the doc, but I just walked like an old lady for a month or so.
4. Tripped on the living room rug and slammed my head on a table, got a nice bruise on my arm.
5. Slipped on the floor at the fake Sublime concert at the 'Yard and my knee got hurt from my leg bending the wrong way. Now, I can barely walk at all.
6. Tripped on the living room rug again got some rug burns on my knees. AND... I have bruises all over my legs and arms that I have no recollection of acquiring.
7. Slipped in the shower and fell backwards, landed in between the tub and the stool, should have a nice bruise on my back, haven't had a chance to look yet.
So, if this is what has happened thus far, what is in store for the remainder of the year? Just something I have pondered recently as I poke and squish the blue, green, purple and yellow spots on my appendages. Stoopid Fire Pig!!

Hot Sexy Monk

Monkeys don't get much sexier than this. Hopefully I can be as alluring as this in the late hours of celebration, ow! The count down is as follows: Rock-out-with-my-cake-out tomorrow for me madre and party-on-Garth Saturday, for my actual day. Oh, the horror of getting through this Wednesday... gah, especially when my blog counterparts are no where to be found.

Sock Monkey Dress - Must be mine!

How is it that I just found this luxury item? At $1500, I think I might have to wait for one of my beezles to buy it FOR me for my bdidder, but wouldn't it be grand to sport it as I celebrate? Just a little reminder that there are people out there crazier than me.

It's sum mumkee's bdidder

In honor of my own 27th bdiddy, creeping up here in 5 days, I will make a grand effort to submit my favorite monkey art as I count down.

(Monkey is my animal counterpart according to the timelyness of my birth, Metal Monkey if you're hardcore) Here is the premier monkey, definitely a great expression about how I feel about this Monday. Just in case you are wondering... plans for the bdidder include kickin it with me madre at the 'Stal on Thursday, as that is her bdiddy, drinking booze, and hopefully laughing my ass off. Other events will surface, I am sure, I will keep everyone up to date and perhaps have some unsanitary comments in the aftermath. Cheers.

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