Carrot's Top Ten III

1)Gerard Butler More Gerard photos here... 3) Clive Owen More Clive photos here... 5) Eric Balfour More Eric photos here... 7) Christian Kane More Christian photos here... 9) Alex O'Loughlin More Alex photos here...

2) Jason Statham More Jason photos here... 4) Jensen Ackles More Jensen photos here... 6) Daniel Sunjata More Daniel photos here... 8) Andy Whitfield More Andy photos here... 10) Cole Hauser More Cole photos here...

Rocket needs a Kitty TOO...

... and I have found the PERFECT candidate:


found on knuttz.net

Christmas present for Munny...

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?

Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

— So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

Election Day Message

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Only 6 more days...

Time for Some Campaignin' | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Here pretty snakey...

The 8 Phases of Dating

Created & Illustrated by Matthew Inman of Mingle²

10 on the creepiness...

(Un)living dolls

I need a new hobby anyway...

26!!!

Glitter Graphics

Too Much Fun

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Hmmmphrgg

Why does this remind me of a vacation with Munny?

The Return of Carrot

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."

— Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

New Year's Day Tradition

Every December, people from all over the United States come to Pasadena, California, to help build and decorate floats for the Tournament of Roses Parade on January 1. The parade has a different theme every year, and this year the theme is “To eat with wombats.” So all the floats will reflect this theme.

The float that my school is working on features 69 flying geese and 1 meelion flushing dudes. The geese are decorated with orange cannabi. The dudes are decorated with magenta arrugali and dried po-tay-toes. This float is really cool because the geese will occasionally poop. It's amazing!

There will also be people riding on the float. Bob Dole will be at the front singing Viva Viagra, which should be pretty funny. Maggie Simpson will also be on the float. She'll be riding at the back, sucking the whole way! I am sure our float will win the first prize!

Deep thought for all the young dudes

I LIKE DUDES!!!!!

Problem Solving

Just call me "You Poor Bastard" right now...

Graph by: malachi lohman

I must profess my love for the VIOH... I'm sorry for the long estrangement. You complete me.

More funny graphs

Ding Fries Are Done

We got Elfed...

Click the graphic to see the ultimate HI-lariousness...

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Friday Afternoon Specialness

A re-creation of past events...

Only in P-Town, folks...

Note: A slight dramatization of actual events.