Cougar
Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path.
"Man is cougar's number one prey"
While you cannot find an entry for Pork Fu on Urban DIctionary -------------------->
You can find all sorts of WRONG definitions that start with PORK...
| 1. | great googly-moogly | |
interjection, similar to "great Caesar's ghost" and "jumpin' Jehosaphat," this nonsense phrase can be heard in the song "Goin' Down Slow" by Howlin Wolf, and in Frank Zappa's song "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow." "Great googly-moogly, is that an elephant?" www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | tarantula pants | |
Tarantula pants is a penguin, who directs traffic with a life saver, like the ones in star wars. "Look it's Tarantula Pants!" www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | Fry Tax | |
When buying fast food for a friend who has no money, it's the the process of taxing your friend by taking a small percentage of their fries as a payment "Russell fry taxed Pierre after their trip to McDonald's and took half of his fries!" www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | truthiness | |
The quality of stating concepts one wishes or believes to be true, rather than the facts. Origin: Stephen Colbert, "The Colbert Report," 2005 "That Fox News report didn't have all of the facts, but it had a certain truthiness to it." www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | pluto | |
Verb. to pluto someone or something is to downgrade, demote or remove altogether from a prestigious group or list, Like what was done to the planet of the same name. "he was plutoed like an old pair of shoes." www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | chickchismo | |
1) A strong sense of womanly pride: an exaggerated femininity; 2) exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly "Blanche sure used her chickchismo to get what she wanted today!" www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | shero | |
A female hero; a heroine; a strong woman who has accomplished great things of epic proportions "Joan of Arc, who burned to death at the stake, was a shero before her time." www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | bo-duke it | |
To enter a vehicle such as a convertible or Jeep by jumping in the side rather than opening the door. "On the Dukes of Hazzard, Bo Duke used to bo-duke it all the time." www.urbandictionary.com | ||
Headache
An adverse side effect of staring at a computer monitor eight hours a day, five days a week.
I abhor headaches; they suck.
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| 1. | Assmosis | |
A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment. Otherwise known as a "Katkin". "It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis." www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | internuts | |
The act of surfing the internet for too long, in which the testicles get caught under your legs. After a while of sitting on them, without you realizing it, they will become numb, moist, and disgusting. "Alex was checking out sites, and when he got up to piss he realized he had a bad case of internuts." www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | shiterature | |
the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting. "Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?" www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | it is what it is | |
A) A phrase that seems to simply state the obvious but actually implies helplessness. J: "It troubles me that you continue to put cyanide in my Yoohoo even after I've asked you to stop." | ||
| 1. | kibby | |
To shake rapidly like when one is having a seizure "Every time Ralph sobered up, his hands would shake and often, he would fall to the floor and kibby violently." www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | joygastic | |
Arousing feelings of unadultered joy. "Uncle Ben's Rice Bowls are simply joygastic." www.urbandictionary.com | ||
| 1. | ignosexual | |
One who finds stupidity to be the most sexually attractive feature. "Damn that dumbass is fine! He's so stupid he makes me want to go ignosexual!" www.urbandictionary.com | ||
In absence of Carrot
| 1. | squircle | |
a mythical shape resebling both a square and a circle. Much like the mythical unicorn of the animal kingdom. A squircle has never been seen and all drawings are only invalid interpretations. Stupid Idiot: "Ive done it! Ive drawn the mythical squircle!" | ||
| 1. | ICBINB! | |
Abbreviation for a margarine (fake-butter) product, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!. The stupidest abbreviation (nobody can decipher what the hell ICBINB is unless they're told) for the stupidest product (if you're worried about the calories in butter, don't eat fake butter, just stop eating the damn butter!) in the world. "That dude is spreading ICBINB! onto his baked potato crisp and downing a six-pack of diet Coke..." www.urbandictionary.com | ||
