Inspiration.....

Deep thought for all the young dudes

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Carrot's Personal Spiritual Guide Weighs In...

"When all else fails, eff em all. Like they know anything anyway."

[Señor Fingy, taking over for Grover while he's in rehab]

Carrot's Personal Spiritual Advisor Speaks Up

Attempting to come to terms with the emotional turmoil of Paris Hilton's jail time extravaganza and the mental capacity of the national media outlets who have nothing better to report on? (gah, the war in Iraq is like... so five minutes ago)?


Use this helpful tool to get it all back into perspective:

Carrot's Personal Spiritual Guide Weighs In...

Sometimes when you've just returned from vacation and
being back at work makes you sad and crunchy inside...

... you just have to sit back and envision yourself as a greasy taco
about to be devoured by a cracked-out wildebeast...

... and remember that things could be ickier.

I hath returned...

My excuse for
abandoning the BGO yesterday
(sorry Munny!) . . .


But after consulting my personal spiritual guide:

I know today will be a better day...