Carrot's Top Ten — REVISED II
A special thanks to 300 and Rome for inspiration. Subject to change
at whim...
Thanks for the memories...
More Adewale photos here...
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Thanks for the memories...
More Adewale photos here...
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Monday, March 26, 2007
ETS, we hardly knew ye...
A tribute to ETS:
And one more (not for the faint of heart...)
Bon voyage, good buddy.
Special thanks to www.greysquirrel.net for the squirrel animations
Friday, March 23, 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Celebrity Quote of the Month...DON'T TELL HIS ACHEY BREAKY HEART
"I always prayed that God would give me the wisdom and the vision to do the things on this earth that I was supposed to do to express His life and love and His will." - Billy Ray Cyrus
Friday, March 16, 2007
Carrot needs a vacation people!
When being "committed" doesn't have anything to do with romance...
Special thanks to South Park Studios
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Too Cool for School
SEE IF YOU ARE A STILL A COOL PERSON:
Carrot Loves Weird Al moment #511
Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you
Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatest
Well, at any rate, I guess you're pretty good
Now, it seems to me I'm relatively lucky
I know I probably couldn't ask for too much more
I honestly can say you're an above average lady
You're almost just what I've been looking for
You're sort of everything I ever wanted
You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You're the woman that I've always dreamed of
Well, not really, but you're good enough for now
You're pretty close to what I've always hoped for
That's why my love for you is fairly strong
And I swear I'm never gonna leave you, darlin'
At least 'til something better comes along
'Cause you're sort of everything I ever wanted
You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You're the woman that I've always dreamed of
Well, not really, but you're good enough for now
No, not really, but you're good enough for now
— "Good Enough For Now" Weird Al Yankovic
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Rocket's E-Date #1
Poor Rocket... he's got lots of free time now that Sprout has arrived. Carrot and Gus to the rescue!!! Introducing Rocket's E-Date #1:
Likes include long walks, bum-sniffing and parf.
Monday, March 12, 2007
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Saturday, March 03, 2007
I Slink, Therefore I am
"Some people are like Slinkies.
They're not good for much, but they
still bring a smile to your face when
you push them down the stairs."
still bring a smile to your face when
you push them down the stairs."
Friday, March 02, 2007
For All My Young Women
By : Jazabel Tan
By the time the Lord made woman,
he was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered,
"Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!?
No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish."
"But I won't," the Lord protested.
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hours a day."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
"Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak,"
the Lord corrected,
"that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed.
"You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing."
And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love, and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes, and colors.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run, or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY sometimes FORGET THEIR WORTH.
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
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