Not sure why this is in my head

But I'm gonna go home now since I can no longer concentrate...

I'm sexy, I'm cute! I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin'. Great hair!
The boys all love to stare!
I'm wanted, I'm hott!
I'm everything you're not!
I'm pretty, I'm cool!
I dominate this school!
Who am I? Just guess!
Guys wanna touch my chest!
I'm rockin'. I smile!
And many think I'm vile.
I'm flying, I jump!
You can look but don't you jump! Whoo!
I'm major, I roar!
I swear I'm not a whore!
We cheer and we lead!
We act like we're on speed!
Hate us 'cause we're beautiful!
Well, we don't like you either!
We are cheerleaders,
we are cheerleaders.....


Notice the time!!!!!!
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Whoever said you can't buy happiness

Forgot about little puppies

Just in a surreal mood I guess

Synonymous with Munny but NOT evil

You are getting very sleepy...

Better Life, Yard Donkey

How do these spammers find me? And how do they KNOW that I'm a Yard Donkey and that I want a better life? My life is an open book to them and I bask in the glow of their love. If I ever need a viagra-induced dream vacation that comes with a lower mortgage and free phone cards for life, I know just where to find it. I liken it to my frequent cheap meds induced euphoric episodes which are second in my heart only to my frequent desire to donate money to that nigerian boy with the brain tumor who's mom got hit by a bus. But only if it comes with a free penis enlarger...

I'll never get that 1/2 hour back....

Hope you enjoy the musings of someone who has a job thst fries her brain.

Celebrity of the day

I give you, Albert Einstein...

Word of the day...

1.	bo-duke it
	To enter a vehicle such as a convertible or Jeep by jumping in the side rather than opening the door. "On the Dukes of Hazzard, Bo Duke used to bo-duke it all the time." www.urbandictionary.com

SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA

Seriously disturbing in almost every way. Love it...

This dude's spanish final. Go to the official shakira spoof homepage

Munny's Funny Flashbacks

"IF YOU RUB 'EM TOGETHER, THEY'LL FIGHT"

Bad kitties

after 10 or 12 Long Beach Iced Milks

pic courtesy of kittenwar.com

BUG

LISTEN to the Bugga Song

Happy Hump Day Ya'll

Munny's Celebrity Quote

Lance Bass of N'Sync. "I'm GAY"

You've got it all wrong...

How it REALLY is...

Smelly Monkey

Smelly Monkey

A rebuttal witness

"Meow, but we are born evil. We can't help it, meow"

By special request...

♪Champagne don't drive me crazy.
Cocaine don't make me lazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker.
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.

You can ride a great big pink Cadillac to church on Sunday
You can hang around the house with your ol' lady on monday
Ain't nobody's business but your own
Man I don't care what in the world that you do
Long as you do what you say you're going to
Ain't nobody's business but your own

Now I know some of you cuties, you real fine cuties
You gonna steppin' downtown just to hang around
Standing on the corner so the fellas will stare and say
oooooooooo,...ain't she sweet?

Champagne don't drive me crazy.
Cocaine don't make me lazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker.
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.

You can walk downtown in your birthday suit
I can see you comin' out of the Bank of America with a whole lotta loot.
Ain't nobody's business but your own
Now you know that cocaine is for horses, now that it ain't for men!
The doctor said it'll kill me but he didn't say when
Ain't nobody's business but your own

Now you know sometimes i put on my straw hat my striped pants and my spats baby and you know i go truckin' down town
standin on the corner so the fellas can stand and say

Spoken:
Hey man ain't you the brother in the '57 Mercury with turn pike skirts and the chrome reverse wheels, and white wall tires with lights under the skirt, painted lime green with reversable licence plates with dark windows you can see out can't nobody see in with four on the floor, 745 horse power and a big stereo listening to Wolfman Jack say "ain't this X-E-R-B baby?"

Champagne don't drive me crazy.
Cocaine don't make me lazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker.
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
Ain't nobody's business but your own, but my own.

Come on now lets try it 1-2-3
Champagne don't drive me crazy.
Cocaine don't make me lazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Sing it out.
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker.
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Once again.

Champagne don't drive me crazy.
Cocaine don't make me lazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker.
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.♪

— "Ain't Nobody's Business"
Taj Majal

Try to cheat at Monopoly now, CARROT!!

This photo provided Tuesday, July 25, 2006, by Hasbro Inc., shows a British version of the classic Monopoly board game released this week which abandons traditional paper money, right, for an electronic debit card system. Hasbro, the game's maker, says it's considering similar changes in future editions. (AP Photo/Hasbro, Inc.)

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Closing argument

I rest my case.