Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

[Ralphie is seeing Santa, only he can't remember what he wanted]
Santa Claus: How about a nice football?

Ralphie as Adult: Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out "football".

Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.

Ralphie as Adult: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!

Ralphie: [Is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up]
No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

— A Christmas Story (1983)