A Carrot Update
I'm thinking of putting up a sign in my yard:
It could happen... if more people I know go crazy...
It could happen... if more people I know go crazy...
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7/18/2007 04:14:00 PM
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Can I move in? I will be your bitch. Promise.
AND I make good grilled cheese sandwiches and rediculously stiff Long Beach Iced Teas. I also am quite fond of linens and shiny things and keeping them shiny.
Let me know what you think.
Oh, and do you have room in your garage for my children? No big whup if you don't, they can just stay in my car.
WE HAVE A HOME! Maybe, I'll let you know in a bit...
Dogs are another story though
I could use a good bitch... and I do like shiny things. If you're okay with the kids living in the side of the garage that will soon be storing all of Your Mom's crap, send a resume, three letters of reference and a bunt cake to my personal assistant. I'll see if I can get you on the waiting list...
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