Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame
George Downes: Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there will be dancing!
— My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Carrot Loves Weird Al moment #19
Sometimes in private, I really like to dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
— Confessions Part III Weird Al
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame
[Ralphie is seeing Santa, only he can't remember what he wanted]
Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult: Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out "football".
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: [Is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up]
No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
— A Christmas Story (1983)
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Just One of Those Days
So, this is how it has been for the last few weeks, being sick, having too much work to do, and delivering babies. I feel like this guy, and I have to get over it, cause Christmas is coming, and I want Jesus to have the best bdidders EVER!
Back by special request
Not quite an asstat, but a darned good one anyways. This munk's fer yew, Munners.
Monday, December 18, 2006
My personality: Crazy Squirrel
I have a hard time fitting in with the plastics at high school because I am just too nutty. I couldn’t stop stealing their acorns if I tried. Crazy as can be, the only way to survive is to stuff my cheeks full and wait for the winter.
Friday, December 15, 2006
Friday, December 08, 2006
My personality: Not So Mean
I have a hard time fitting in with the plastics at high school because I am just too nice. I couldn’t even be mean if I tried. Sweet as can be, the best way to catch flies is with honey of course.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Carrot Loves Weird Al moment #14
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted
The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted
'Cause it's one of those days, it's just one of those days
I lost one of my socks in the drier
I can't find my wallet and my hair is on fire
Just one of those days, it's just one of those days
I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree
A big swarm of locusts is following me
There's not even anything good on TV
It's just one of those days, it's just one of those days
Left all my Beatles records out in the sun
Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue
It's just one of those days, gonna be one of those days
The nazis tied me up and covered me with ants
And I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pants
Just one of those days, ever have one of those days
The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn
Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn
And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone
It's just, just one of those, one of those days
Just one of those, one of those days
The F.B.I. has got a tap on my phone
Those darn Russian spies won't leave me alone
Shouldn't have got up this morning, should've known
It's just one of those days, it's just one of those days
A 747 crashed into my den
And there's nothin' but tater-tots for dinner again
It's just one of those days
Never mind, it's just one of those days
Big steamroller just ran over my mom
And I cut myself shaving and they're dropping the bomb
It's just one of those days
That's all, it's just one of those days
Then late at night, just before I go to bed
The world blows up and now everybody's dead
You just can't deny it, it's just like I said
Just, just one of those, one of those days
Just one of those, one of those days
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days (just one of those, one of those days)
It's just one of those days
— Weird Al "Just One of Those Days"
Monday, December 04, 2006
Word of the day...
| 1. | Fry Tax | |
When buying fast food for a friend who has no money, it's the the process of taxing your friend by taking a small percentage of their fries as a payment "Russell fry taxed Pierre after their trip to McDonald's and took half of his fries!" www.urbandictionary.com | ||
Friday, December 01, 2006
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