Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Dumb movie, funny part

PS Andy doesn't look too terrible without his shirt on. You'd have to see the slam dance part of this movie to understand...

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

We got Elfed...

Click the graphic to see the ultimate HI-lariousness...

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Ghostface Killah | The Big Doe Rehab | out today!!!

In case you didn't know, white girl Brindy likes the hippity hop.
And further more, has a mild obsession and bonafide crush on one Mr. Tony Starks.
Support the kid, get the album, cop his book and get 8 DIAGRAMS next week.


Friday, November 30, 2007

Friday Afternoon Specialness

A re-creation of past events...

Only in P-Town, folks...

Note: A slight dramatization of actual events.

Weirdness of the Week

World's Strongest Boy, Ten

This American documentary appears to be about an extraordinary kid, but it's really about a boy robbed of his childhood by abusive adults. Even if the claims of steroid use are untrue, the unnatural physique of Richard Sandrak will make you wonder. His father, a fitness fanatic, made him do 2000 push-ups a day, forced him to live on a diet of liquid supplements and denied him toys.

Dubbed "Little Hercules", Richard made a lot of dough for his dad, but listen to him talk and you know this kid never spent time with children his own age. It's a sad tale, despite little Richard's amazing "eight-pack".

Monday, November 26, 2007

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Does anyone else find this HI-larious?

At least the first couple of seconds...

Turkey for me and turkey for you

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Lets eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With betty grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million elvis fans
Cant be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy walker used to say dynomite
Thats right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Cant believe the mets traded darryl strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Cant believe tyson
Gave that girl v.d.

White meat, dark meat
You just cant lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
Ill never take down
My cheryl tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy davis jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on thanksgiving

— Adam Sandler "Thanksgiving Song"

Gang Affiliated | Strawberry Hill: Ladies welcome

There is nothing but fun to be had.
Hurry while initiation rituals are still undecided and my be forgone.

Friday, November 16, 2007

My Secret Passion

It doesn't look so impressive here.

But when you look here, actually at night in the real sky . . .

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Friday, November 09, 2007

80's Showdown: Carrot vs. Brinders

I can't believe I didn't say Cindy Lauper...

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Wash, Rinse, Repeat...

Because it's...

peanut buttah jelly time again!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Monday, October 22, 2007

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

I Love NY in October...

Miss you bitches. Be back soon!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Movie of the YEAR!!!

Morbidly curious? Check out the Movie Site if you can't help yourself.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Crap News

Some disturbing things I heard last night and this morning:

Robert Rodriguez left his wife [who has bore his 5 children] for Rose McGowen.
Wow, that is some kind of asshole.

Chris Cocker is becoming some kind of celebrity for being an emo retard,
apparently he has his own show in the works.
But he is being sued for a mill, so that's cool I guess.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Calling all PUG LOVERS

Your Mom, Carrot said you would love.
So I post, cause I love.

hee hee hee





The Closing Argument

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

The Turtle Moves

I been a blue funky monkey.
I been a blue funky monkey.
But I get beige when I visit you.


Monday, October 08, 2007

Golden retriever nurses stray kitten

A stray kitten has found a new mother in a golden retriever, who began producing milk for the little feline after hearing its cries. Honey hadn't given birth in 18 months, but after her owner, Jimmy Martin, brought home the kitten, she suddenly found herself playing mom.

NO! YOU do!

I'd like to dedicate this to "Your Mom"
cause I still haven't found anything awesome enough
to be an acknowledgement for the superfantastic gift via snail mail,
my favorite kind of mail, btw!

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Friday, October 05, 2007

Brindy's Rock the Bells pics

Rock The Bells | Red Rocks, CO | September 2007

In order of appearance

Jedi Mind Tricks | Vinnie Paz

JMT | Outerspace

Immortal Technique

Flipmode stalks Immortal Technique


WuTang | pretty sure that kid behind RZA in the blue is ODB's 17 year old son, correct me if I am wrong

Ghostface Killah

The are not the best quality, but they are mine and I was there, that's what counts.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

I used to believe


When I was a toddler my Dad was trying to explain to me what evolution was...he told me 'We used to all be monkeys'...from that moment on I believed that my whole family and I had once lived as gorillas in the jungle, and couldnt imagine how I didnt remember that part of my life!!

Monday, October 01, 2007

Return to Code Hell

I quit. I am going to put a fork in my eye now. Have a lovely day.
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Friday, September 28, 2007


Thursday, September 27, 2007

Animated Graffiti | afugginmazing

from BLU / blog

brought to my attention at BAKED ZITI

Come on ladies...

VIOH is not a competition.
We do it for the love.
The love of one another.
The love of warped senses of humor.
The love of Hoff, YouTube, and animated gifs and Todd.
The love of humanity itself with all its quips and inperfections that we poke and laugh at.

So, just remember why we get up in the morning,
put on our pants, drink our coffee, and consume amphetimines...
to make the world a better place
one significant post at a time.

I love you bitches,
and GVo, I hope you had a killer bdiddems.
Keep the dream alive.
Peace be with you.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Hoff's B-Day wish for GVo

It's your Hoff-day... we's gonna party like it's your Hoff-day!