Friday, June 29, 2007

More of My Universe


My eyes today: Munny and Brindy.
Click here to see where to find them!

A Little of My Universe

This is Carrot as her day is the summer solstice.
Go to this way cool site!

Please take time to go there and enjoy!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

IMDBTyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.

Narrator: Martha Stewart.

Tyler Durden: Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.

Fight Club (1999)

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

BDIDDY!

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this is what I got you...

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Ya Daaaaaaaaaammmmmn Right!

Monday, June 25, 2007

Thursday, June 21, 2007

HAPPY 3-0 CARROT

(I can make it look like I posted this on the right day, so lets pretend I did!!!)

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Friday, June 15, 2007

If you're looking for me next week

Don't worry, I'll be...

Miss me!!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Almost Birthday Time!!!

Bring on the cake!

[because baby piggies are cute]

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

On the subject of twins...


Yes? No?

Twins, Basil!!


No gratuitous ab shots, but look at that hair!

Cadmium Heights: Bum Cribs



Cadmium Heights, good times. In the alley.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Barker Haiku

It's your final week to watch
the retiring grand master host
"The Price Is Right."
But there's still time to get
your pet spayed or neutered.

Carrot's Personal Spiritual Advisor Speaks Up

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Attempting to come to terms with the emotional turmoil of Paris Hilton's jail time extravaganza and the mental capacity of the national media outlets who have nothing better to report on? (gah, the war in Iraq is like... so five minutes ago)?


Use this helpful tool to get it all back into perspective:

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

Friday, June 08, 2007

Munny's Believe it or NOT

There is a webpage directed solely at the latest trends in toilets. The following in one of my favorites, but you'll have to check it out to pick the toilet dearest to your own heart...

This hanging toilet and bidet from Ceramica Esedra’s Basic Collection are anything but “basic”. These vessels are elegantly sculpted, appearing more as works of art than traditional bathroom fixtures. Both the hanging toilet and bidet feature a unique asymmetrical design, whereby their curved faces have been carved at an angle, leaving an interesting shape reminiscent of sand dunes that have been eroded by the wind. The smooth surface is seamless, making cleaning these units a breeze. Attention to hygiene is again addressed as this hanging toilet and bidet allow for easy access to the underside of the fixtures and the floor below. Contact Ceramica Esedra for availability and pricing information. Ceramica Esedra

Rob and Fab


Fabrice? Gimme a break.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Cadmium Heights: Deathbed



Cad Hi

Fight Club

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Um, even though Thursday is the new Friday, it still sucks that I gotta come in tomorrow too! Who's great idea was that any ways?

Saved By The Bell

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SBTB Beeches

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

MaryHitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?

Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.

Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.

Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.

Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?

Ted: I would go for the 7.

Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.

Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?

Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".

Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?

[Hitchhiker convulses]

Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.

Ted: That - good point.

Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

Ted: Why?

Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!

There's Something About Mary (1998)

Cadmium Heights: Witch Cops - NEW!



Cadmium Heights

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Olive You.. and you... and yea, YOU

Rocket is BArt all on his own

The soft eyes, the parted ears, the beauty of Rocket abounds.

Monday, June 04, 2007

Sometimes I feel like dancing GOTD

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Cadmium Heights: Lawyerin Larry



Cadmium Heights - beeches

Ponderings:

WHY is spam called 'SPAM'?
and I am NOT talking about this stuff:I sit an I ponder, sit and ponder. The weight of the world is not on my shoulders. I may be suffering from a lack of sleep, but I do not think it is such a left field sort of question to ask. Do tell me what you think, I am begging you.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Friday, June 01, 2007