Friday, November 30, 2007

Friday Afternoon Specialness

A re-creation of past events...

Only in P-Town, folks...

Note: A slight dramatization of actual events.

Weirdness of the Week

World's Strongest Boy, Ten

This American documentary appears to be about an extraordinary kid, but it's really about a boy robbed of his childhood by abusive adults. Even if the claims of steroid use are untrue, the unnatural physique of Richard Sandrak will make you wonder. His father, a fitness fanatic, made him do 2000 push-ups a day, forced him to live on a diet of liquid supplements and denied him toys.

Dubbed "Little Hercules", Richard made a lot of dough for his dad, but listen to him talk and you know this kid never spent time with children his own age. It's a sad tale, despite little Richard's amazing "eight-pack".

Monday, November 26, 2007

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Does anyone else find this HI-larious?

At least the first couple of seconds...

Turkey for me and turkey for you

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Lets eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With betty grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million elvis fans
Cant be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy walker used to say dynomite
Thats right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Cant believe the mets traded darryl strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Cant believe tyson
Gave that girl v.d.

White meat, dark meat
You just cant lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
Ill never take down
My cheryl tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy davis jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on thanksgiving

— Adam Sandler "Thanksgiving Song"

Gang Affiliated | Strawberry Hill: Ladies welcome

There is nothing but fun to be had.
Hurry while initiation rituals are still undecided and my be forgone.

Friday, November 16, 2007

My Secret Passion

It doesn't look so impressive here.

But when you look here, actually at night in the real sky . . .

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Friday, November 09, 2007

80's Showdown: Carrot vs. Brinders

I can't believe I didn't say Cindy Lauper...

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Wash, Rinse, Repeat...

Because it's...

peanut buttah jelly time again!