Tuesday, December 09, 2008

5/31/2006 - 11/25/2008

I barely new you, dear Bloggy.
Rest, rest in peace.
Final score:
Brindy (111)
Carrot (264)
Munny (290)
May you go down in infamy VIOH. The Blog is silenced, but the voices are not.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Rocket needs a Kitty TOO...

... and I have found the PERFECT candidate:

found on knuttz.net

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?

Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Friday, October 31, 2008

Don't Forget to Vote!

Paid for by the campaign to end derogatory misinformation about cats, felines, and kittens.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Campaign to end derogatory misinformation about cats

I officially change my position. Cats are NOT evil, and Frank must stay!!!

Happy Halloween Kiddos!

Happy Halloween


Tuesday, October 28, 2008


Ice ice baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new
invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon
daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights
and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a
stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker
that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly
when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye
the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out
the hook while my DJ revolves it

Her Chorizo was seized

Spicy pork sausage found in 'soiled diapers'
Mon Oct 27, 9:05 pm ET
McALLEN, Texas – Customs inspectors scored the makings of a barbecue when a 21-year-old South Texas woman declared several soiled baby diapers at a U.S.-Mexico border crossing.
Suspicious of the chunky diapers, inspectors with U.S. Customs and Border Protection at the international bridge in Hidalgo found several links of spicy pork sausage, or chorizo, inside. The diapers had been folded to look soiled, according to a customs agency statement.
The Mission resident, who was not identified after the Friday night incident, was fined $300 and her chorizo was seized.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Monday, October 06, 2008

Good Wiener Joke

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."
The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners."
Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener while I scratch my ass?"


Thursday, October 02, 2008

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Friday, September 26, 2008

Gus' wildest dreams

Trying to suck on a chili dog outside the tasty freeze...


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Happy Birthday to Munz
Glitter Graphics

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Too Much Fun

Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com


Why does this remind me of a vacation with Munny?

Outstanding in his field...

Chuck Storm? Like that's his real name! Watch and see old Chuckles get what he deserves!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

You're On

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ONLY a burrito?

Baby or Burrito funny picture