Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Uuuum, what?

Boston Art, or BART for fun

Again, NOT Gus, but I want to start doing Gus and/or Rocket BART soon.

Monday, February 26, 2007


This sketch contains explicit lyrics not for the faint of heart

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usMiracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.

Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.

Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Inigo Montoya: What's that?

Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

The Princess Bride (1987)

Friday, February 23, 2007


Carrot likes Fridays


Thursday, February 22, 2007

Blast From the Past Moment du Jour

Dookie Picture

Today I made a dookie that looked like the alien baby from the Alien movie... all fetal and everything. I wanted to pick it from the bowl and caress it for its first moments of life, but the auto flusher got him before he even took his first breath.

— From Munny on 7/12/06

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Public Service Announcement

An open letter to the vermin who steal credit card information from honest, hardworking citizens:

You'll get yours, oh yes... you'll get yours!

Monday, February 19, 2007

Friday, February 16, 2007

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Crash Davis: Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.

Bull Durham (1988)

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Office Mortal Kombat

Don't laugh... it's on my resume under the "Other Skills" section...

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Stay tuned...

Carrot's Imminent Return to the VIOH...
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Monday, February 12, 2007



Primping Gusoline

Seen here post bath, Gusoline got a proper spa day quite opposite of ten minutes in the Pet Spa.
(subject is a K9 actor portraying Gus, not the actual phenom that IS Gus)

Friday, February 09, 2007

What next?

A Snickers ad has been pulled after some groups called it homophobic, suicide watch groups want GM robot ad pulled and a controversy over Prince's silhouetted guitar solo at the Super Bowl.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Pets Benefit from the unique technology

Pet's Spa Cabin eliminates the stress produced by current pet cleaning methods. The Cabin eliminates the need for punishment or sedatives when washing nervous or aggressive cats and dogs.

Several programs are available to meet the different needs of each Pet and breed. The time of the bath is usually reduced in half compared to traditional bathing. The Cabin provides a warm hydro-massage shower stimulating the circulation which is very beneficial for arthritis, muscle weakness, physical therapy and rehabilitation.
Temperatures are precisely maintained at the recommended levels by the Board of Veterinary Medicine. Using a precise dosage center the Cabin can deliver a variety of medications and chemicals at exact amounts and intervals.

During the drying process the air is distributed evenly around the Cabin. This is more pleasant for the pet than the normal method using a direct stream of air.


Sunday, February 04, 2007

Top Ten Reasons Why it's great to be a woman

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Friday, February 02, 2007

From Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against a bar room wall, looks you straight in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" [pause] "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

Dog is God Spelled Backwards

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Return of the Celebrity Quotes!

David Hasselfhoff
- "I find it a bid sad that there is no photo of me at the museum at Checkpoint Charlie."