Monday, July 30, 2007

Uh Oh, Muns...

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The cats fight back...

Movies: The Ten

This shiz looks absolutely hilarious, quite refreshing considering the load of crap that has been feature films lately.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Friday, July 20, 2007

Does anyone else find this HI-larious?

It's an actual banana hammock...
Beechwood Fruit & Vegetable Hammock

Fresh fruit ripens more readily and is less likely to bruise when placed in a fruit hammock. This beechwood stand features a nylon mesh hammock and metal hooks. The net is hand washable. Measures 20" L x 5" W x 9 1/2" H.

VOTE: Who think's I should get this for Josh's wedding present? (It's in his registry!)

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Funny Stuff, if you like Three6 Mafia!

If you don't like rap, just don't watch the clip!

Barky BArt

My new favorite site...

"Because I kept getting told that Jesus loved me, I thought everybody meant real love, and that when I was old enough I was going to marry Jesus. For ages I felt so proud knowing that I was engaged to Jesus, and that when we were married I would be able to take my revenge on anyone who was mean to me!"

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

For all my graphic designer friends

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A Carrot Update

I'm thinking of putting up a sign in my yard:

It could happen... if more people I know go crazy...

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Say It Isn't So!

The Five Second Rule

This myth debunked here:

We Love Our Pugs

Tour de France - Montana Stylie

Just when I thought there was no reason to be proud of Montana, aka Montucky.

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My little heart is smiling.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Excuse me while I freak right out...

Callers Describe Gruesome Park Accident
The Associated Press
Listen to the 911 calls made after a teenager's feet were severed in a freak accident at a Kentucky amusement park. (July 13)

Friday, July 13, 2007

Say It Isn't So!

It takes 7 years to digest gum
This myth debunked here:

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Carrot Loves Weird Al moment #1

How it all began... Dood is a genius!

[I've also successfully posted a song that's stuck in my head right now... killing birds efficiently and all that...]

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Ode to Christoper Walken

CW, man you crack me up!
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An ode to my favorite Christopher Walken roles:
  1. Click (2006) .... Morty

  2. Envy (2004) .... J-Man

  3. The Rundown (2003) .... Hatcher

  4. Sleepy Hollow (1999) .... Hessian Horseman

  5. Blast from the Past (1999) .... Calvin Webber

  6. Pulp Fiction (1994) .... Captain Koons

  7. Wayne's World 2 (1993) .... Bobby Cahn

  8. Batman Returns (1992) .... Max Shreck

Monday, July 09, 2007

Heman goes 4 Non Blondes

Processed Cheese Product is not Cheese

Now, I know this may surprise many of you... but if you think you're getting actual cheese when you strip open that pre-processed slice of yellow-colored oil slab from it's greasy plastic cover... you're in for a figurative punch to the junk.

Now, the Food and Drug Administration standards say these products must contain at least 51 percent cheese... but DOOD, I ask you. What is the other 49%

DON'T BE FOOLED! Even when the label says "2% Milk" added... if it says "Cheese Food" ... you might as well keep it around to keep your squeaky door hinges greasy lest you be kept awake at night by the soft whimpering cries of the bread drawer in wretched turmoil at the thought of the next grilled "cheese" sandwich...

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Cutest in the land, my baby terradactyl

One foot makes the chair bounce, the other foot just tastes good!

Friday, July 06, 2007

A Mom Message

What you will need if you don't take care of the pearlies!

Thursday, July 05, 2007

In Response...

Brindy said:
So I said:

Believe in Fate?

Work Can Be Like This

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Why did yankee doodle call it macaroni?

Back in Pre-Revolutionary America when the song "Yankee Doodle" was first popular, the singer was not referring to the pasta "macaroni" in the line that reads "stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni". "Macaroni" was a fancy ("dandy") style of Italian dress widely imitated in England at the time. So by just sticking a feather in his cap and calling himself a "Macaroni" (a "dandy"), Yankee Doodle was proudly proclaiming himself to be a country bumpkin, because that was how the English regarded most colonials at that time. But times have long since changed, and it is important to reflect on the fact that despite the turbulent early relationship between England and the American colonists, our two countries are strongly united.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Welcome to the Suck

As I stare lazily at my own foot through the glue-fume induced, sunstroke augmented haze that has been my life the past few days... I think to myself ... I'll just fill this sucker with water and start a koi farm... everybody likes koi... before the heat exhaustion sucks me under and the hallucinating begins.  Did you guys see the size of that chicken?