Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
PLAY AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION
Posted by Munny at 2/26/2007 03:36:00 PM 0 comments
Labels: Munny, Video Hall of Fame
Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame
Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
— The Princess Bride (1987)
Posted by Carrot at 2/26/2007 03:26:00 PM 2 comments
Labels: Carrot, Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame
Friday, February 23, 2007
TGIFFAGDIA
Thank-God-It's-Frecking-Friday-Already-Gol-Damn-It-ALL
Posted by Carrot at 2/23/2007 12:34:00 PM 0 comments
Labels: Blatant misuse of Photoshop, Carrot
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Blast From the Past Moment du Jour
Dookie Picture
Today I made a dookie that looked like the alien baby from the Alien movie... all fetal and everything. I wanted to pick it from the bowl and caress it for its first moments of life, but the auto flusher got him before he even took his first breath.
— From Munny on 7/12/06
Posted by Carrot at 2/22/2007 01:09:00 PM 2 comments
Labels: Munny
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Public Service Announcement
An open letter to the vermin who steal credit card information from honest, hardworking citizens:
You'll get yours, oh yes... you'll get yours!
Posted by Carrot at 2/20/2007 01:11:00 PM 0 comments
Labels: Carrot
Monday, February 19, 2007
Friday, February 16, 2007
Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame
Crash Davis: Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob.
— Bull Durham (1988)
Posted by Carrot at 2/16/2007 11:51:00 AM 0 comments
Labels: Carrot, Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Office Mortal Kombat
Don't laugh... it's on my resume under the "Other Skills" section...
Posted by Carrot at 2/14/2007 12:03:00 PM 1 comments
Labels: Carrot, Video Hall of Fame
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Monday, February 12, 2007
Primping Gusoline
Seen here post bath, Gusoline got a proper spa day quite opposite of ten minutes in the Pet Spa.
(subject is a K9 actor portraying Gus, not the actual phenom that IS Gus)
Posted by Munny at 2/12/2007 08:26:00 AM 3 comments
Labels: Munny
Friday, February 09, 2007
What next?
A Snickers ad has been pulled after some groups called it homophobic, suicide watch groups want GM robot ad pulled and a controversy over Prince's silhouetted guitar solo at the Super Bowl.
Posted by Munny at 2/09/2007 12:23:00 PM 3 comments
Labels: Munny
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Pets Benefit from the unique technology
Pet's Spa Cabin eliminates the stress produced by current pet cleaning methods. The Cabin eliminates the need for punishment or sedatives when washing nervous or aggressive cats and dogs.
Several programs are available to meet the different needs of each Pet and breed. The time of the bath is usually reduced in half compared to traditional bathing. The Cabin provides a warm hydro-massage shower stimulating the circulation which is very beneficial for arthritis, muscle weakness, physical therapy and rehabilitation.
Temperatures are precisely maintained at the recommended levels by the Board of Veterinary Medicine. Using a precise dosage center the Cabin can deliver a variety of medications and chemicals at exact amounts and intervals.
During the drying process the air is distributed evenly around the Cabin. This is more pleasant for the pet than the normal method using a direct stream of air.
HOW 'BOUT NO
Posted by Munny at 2/06/2007 10:08:00 PM 1 comments
Labels: Munny, Video Hall of Fame
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Top Ten Reasons Why it's great to be a woman
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Posted by Munny at 2/04/2007 06:28:00 PM 1 comments
Labels: Munny
Friday, February 02, 2007
From Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame
Jack Burton: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against a bar room wall, looks you straight in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" [pause] "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
— Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Posted by Carrot at 2/02/2007 02:08:00 PM 0 comments
Labels: Carrot, Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame
Dog is God Spelled Backwards
Posted by Your Mom at 2/02/2007 01:22:00 PM 2 comments
Labels: Your Mom
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Return of the Celebrity Quotes!
David Hasselfhoff - "I find it a bid sad that there is no photo of me at the museum at Checkpoint Charlie."
Posted by Munny at 2/01/2007 03:53:00 PM 0 comments
Labels: Munny, Munny's Celebrity Quotes