Speaking of Mullets...

Definitions for a few of the world's most awesome haircuts ever!!! To be continued for sure...


Bowllet - the combination of two of the worst haircuts imaginable, and quite possibly the worst mullet style of all.






The 10/90 - often cited as the purest of all mullets, simply 10% of the hair on the top and 90% hanging off the back.





The Rat Tail - a cowardly mullet, for someone who would dearly love to have a mullet but doesn't have the courage to go all the way.

RATE MY MULLET DOT COM

Rocket's E-Date #2

Alas, true love with Giselle was not to be, and Rocket is still in the hunt. Introducing Rocket's E-Date #2:

Selena

Likes include salsa dancing, yipping and rolling in smelly things.

Carrot's Top Ten — REVISED II

A special thanks to 300 and Rome for inspiration.   Subject to change
at whim...

1) Gerard Butler More Gerard photos here... 3) Clive Owen More Clive photos here... 5) Josh Lucas More Josh photos here... 7) Ryan Reynolds More Ryan photos here... 9) Michael Vartan More Michael photos here...

2) Jason Statham More Jason photos here... 4) James Purefoy NEW! More James photos here... 6) David Wenham More David photos here... 8) Matthew McConaughey More Matthew photos here... 10) Heath Ledger More Heath photos here...

Thanks for the memories...
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

More Adewale photos here...

BArt

Recognize the Subjects?

ETS, we hardly knew ye...

A tribute to ETS:

And one more (not for the faint of heart...)

Bon voyage, good buddy.

Special thanks to www.greysquirrel.net for the squirrel animations

My Spoon is Too Big

For Munners

Hertzfeldt is king.

Uh, oh... another evil CAT

Just what do you think he was up to?

Matzo and Sandler

Celebrity Quote of the Month...DON'T TELL HIS ACHEY BREAKY HEART

"I always prayed that God would give me the wisdom and the vision to do the things on this earth that I was supposed to do to express His life and love and His will." - Billy Ray Cyrus

Carrot needs a vacation people!

When being "committed" doesn't have anything to do with romance...

Special thanks to South Park Studios

Too Cool for School

This test is based on how cool you were in High School--what crowd you ran with, etc. It's based purely on how you react to the stimuli presented on the web-page. It's pretty dern accurate. And remember, you'll always be cool in my book!

SEE IF YOU ARE A STILL A COOL PERSON:

KEWL TEST

Carrot Loves Weird Al moment #511

Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you
Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatest
Well, at any rate, I guess you're pretty good

Now, it seems to me I'm relatively lucky
I know I probably couldn't ask for too much more
I honestly can say you're an above average lady
You're almost just what I've been looking for

You're sort of everything I ever wanted
You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You're the woman that I've always dreamed of
Well, not really, but you're good enough for now

You're pretty close to what I've always hoped for
That's why my love for you is fairly strong
And I swear I'm never gonna leave you, darlin'
At least 'til something better comes along

'Cause you're sort of everything I ever wanted
You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow
You're the woman that I've always dreamed of
Well, not really, but you're good enough for now
No, not really, but you're good enough for now

— "Good Enough For Now" Weird Al Yankovic

Rocket's E-Date #1

Poor Rocket... he's got lots of free time now that Sprout has arrived. Carrot and Gus to the rescue!!! Introducing Rocket's E-Date #1:

Giselle

Likes include long walks, bum-sniffing and parf.

It's a Girl!!!

March 8, 2007 • 8 lbs, 3 oz • 21 inches • All Cute

A Nightmare Before Christmas, Tool Dubbed

Found by none other than Yogi!

Bunnies Attack

For Brinders

I Slink, Therefore I am

"Some people are like Slinkies.

They're not good for much, but they
still bring a smile to your face when
you push them down the stairs."

For All My Young Women

By : Jazabel Tan

By the time the Lord made woman,

he was into his sixth day of working overtime.

An angel appeared and said,

"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered,

"Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,

have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable

and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,

have a lap that can hold four children at one time,

have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart

-and she will do everything

with only two hands."

The angel was astounded at the requirements.

"Only two hands!?

No way!

And that's just on the standard model?

That's too much work for one day.

Wait until tomorrow to finish."

"But I won't," the Lord protested.

"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.

She already heals herself when she is sick

AND can work 18 hours a day."

The angel moved closer and touched the woman.

"But you have made her so soft, Lord."

"She is soft," the Lord agreed,

"but I have also made her tough.

You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

The Lord replied,

"Not only will she be able to think,

she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The angel then noticed something,

and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.

"Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.

I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

"That's not a leak,"

the Lord corrected,

"that's a tear!"

"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,

her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,

her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The angel was impressed.

"You are a genius, Lord.

You thought of everything!

Woman is truly amazing."

And she is!

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness,

love, and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes, and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run, or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.

They bring joy, hope and love.

They have compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends.

Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY sometimes FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Munny's Funny Flashback

I MISS LARD!!!!