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Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Campaign to end derogatory misinformation about cats
I officially change my position. Cats are NOT evil, and Frank must stay!!!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
VANILLA
Ice ice baby (x2) All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new
invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon
daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights
and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a
stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker
that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly
when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye
the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out
the hook while my DJ revolves it
Her Chorizo was seized
Spicy pork sausage found in 'soiled diapers'
Mon Oct 27, 9:05 pm ET
McALLEN, Texas – Customs inspectors scored the makings of a barbecue when a 21-year-old South Texas woman declared several soiled baby diapers at a U.S.-Mexico border crossing.
Suspicious of the chunky diapers, inspectors with U.S. Customs and Border Protection at the international bridge in Hidalgo found several links of spicy pork sausage, or chorizo, inside. The diapers had been folded to look soiled, according to a customs agency statement.
The Mission resident, who was not identified after the Friday night incident, was fined $300 and her chorizo was seized.
Mon Oct 27, 9:05 pm ET
McALLEN, Texas – Customs inspectors scored the makings of a barbecue when a 21-year-old South Texas woman declared several soiled baby diapers at a U.S.-Mexico border crossing.
Suspicious of the chunky diapers, inspectors with U.S. Customs and Border Protection at the international bridge in Hidalgo found several links of spicy pork sausage, or chorizo, inside. The diapers had been folded to look soiled, according to a customs agency statement.
The Mission resident, who was not identified after the Friday night incident, was fined $300 and her chorizo was seized.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Thursday, October 09, 2008
Monday, October 06, 2008
Good Wiener Joke
There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop."
The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners."
Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener while I scratch my ass?"
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
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