I wish I was an ant

I was thinking that maybe it wouldn't be too bad to be an ant if I could be a rockin' soccer playing athlete ant. I could bend it like Beckham without breaking a sweat, and all the little worker ants would worship me because I would be a dead sexy buffragious hotty ant.
Check me out:

That's me winning the Ant World Cup biatches. SHAZAM- don't be jealous!