Gang Affiliated | Strawberry Hill: Ladies welcome

There is nothing but fun to be had.
Hurry while initiation rituals are still undecided and my be forgone.

My Secret Passion

It doesn't look so impressive here.

But when you look here, actually at night in the real sky . . .

Annoying Little Critters

Ol' Dirty Bastard Day | Nov 13 | R.I.P. Mr. Jones

80's Showdown: Carrot vs. Brinders

I can't believe I didn't say Cindy Lauper...

Wash, Rinse, Repeat...

Because it's...

peanut buttah jelly time again!

Where'd We All GO??!?!?!!

OW

I Love NY in October...

Miss you bitches. Be back soon!

Movie of the YEAR!!!

Morbidly curious? Check out the Movie Site if you can't help yourself.

Crap News

Some disturbing things I heard last night and this morning:



Robert Rodriguez left his wife [who has bore his 5 children] for Rose McGowen.
Wow, that is some kind of asshole.




Chris Cocker is becoming some kind of celebrity for being an emo retard,
apparently he has his own show in the works.
But he is being sued for a mill, so that's cool I guess.

Calling all PUG LOVERS

Your Mom, Carrot said you would love.
So I post, cause I love.
You.

hee hee hee

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The Closing Argument

Dog saves family from fire blamed on cat

Datum

Ponderings of another...

The Turtle Moves

I been a blue funky monkey.
I been a blue funky monkey.
But I get beige when I visit you.
LOVE YA, BABY!

Golden retriever nurses stray kitten

A stray kitten has found a new mother in a golden retriever, who began producing milk for the little feline after hearing its cries. Honey hadn't given birth in 18 months, but after her owner, Jimmy Martin, brought home the kitten, she suddenly found herself playing mom.

NO! YOU do!

I'd like to dedicate this to "Your Mom"
cause I still haven't found anything awesome enough
to be an acknowledgement for the superfantastic gift via snail mail,
my favorite kind of mail, btw!

This makes me hurk a little

Brindy's Rock the Bells pics

Rock The Bells | Red Rocks, CO | September 2007

In order of appearance



Jedi Mind Tricks | Vinnie Paz



JMT | Outerspace



Immortal Technique



Flipmode stalks Immortal Technique



WuTang



WuTang | pretty sure that kid behind RZA in the blue is ODB's 17 year old son, correct me if I am wrong



Ghostface Killah

The are not the best quality, but they are mine and I was there, that's what counts.

I used to believe

From iusedtobelieve.com:

When I was a toddler my Dad was trying to explain to me what evolution was...he told me 'We used to all be monkeys'...from that moment on I believed that my whole family and I had once lived as gorillas in the jungle, and couldnt imagine how I didnt remember that part of my life!!

Return to Code Hell

I quit. I am going to put a fork in my eye now. Have a lovely day.

Tetris!!!

Animated Graffiti | afugginmazing

from BLU / blog

brought to my attention at BAKED ZITI

Come on ladies...

VIOH is not a competition.
We do it for the love.
The love of one another.
The love of warped senses of humor.
The love of Hoff, YouTube, and animated gifs and Todd.
The love of humanity itself with all its quips and inperfections that we poke and laugh at.




So, just remember why we get up in the morning,
put on our pants, drink our coffee, and consume amphetimines...
to make the world a better place
one significant post at a time.




I love you bitches,
and GVo, I hope you had a killer bdiddems.
Keep the dream alive.
Peace be with you.

Hoff's B-Day wish for GVo

It's your Hoff-day... we's gonna party like it's your Hoff-day!

Gigigigigig GEEE YEWW NNIT!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNIMIND FRIEND!!!




MISS YOU LIKE A GASTRIC BYPASS PATIENT MISSES TACO BELL!!!!

Carrot's Personal Spiritual Guide Weighs In...

"When all else fails, eff em all. Like they know anything anyway."

[Señor Fingy, taking over for Grover while he's in rehab]

New Tat for Me

What do you think of this for my next tat?

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Messenger: Choose your next words carefully Leonidas. They may be your last, as king.

King Leonidas: [to himself: thinking] "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas unsheathes and points his sword at the Messenger's throat]

Messenger: Madman! Your a madman!

King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.

Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!

King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!

Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!

King Leonidas: Madness? THIS... IS... SPARTA! [Kicks the messenger down the well]

— 300 (2006)

PONDER THIS!

I've been down. Just really low. Nothing to post. Nothing to find to post. Thus, I did not post. But now I have found the will. I have found a way. I have blogged and posted, posted and blogged. Now I am on TOP again. I was tied with Carrot, so now I post this mundane diatribe in order to take the lead again. I will not let you down, I will live long and prosper. Never again will I let the voices in my head fall silent. No longer will I fail to share what said voices are telling me. I am on top, and on top is where I plan to stay. If you read ALL of this, I would say that you have too much time on your hands, but I know it is probably because you do not have enough time on your hands. You, my friends, are probably bogged down at work and are letting it pile up. Right? Well, thank you for choosing us as your procrastination enabling platform. Enjoy, God Bless. See you in the blogosphere!

Song Stuck in my Head

Plus I just like his UNDEROOS!

"I'm on the thin side of evil and about to break through. "* from Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison


*A reason for not blogging for a while.

This Day Last Year...

Let us revisit this little doozie brought to us by Carrot in September of '06:

Enjoy Llama on a Mo-Ped again

BArt found via GOOOOGLE

The title of this photograph is "World's Largest Boston." I just think that these are the two cutest things on teh planet: Bostons and Cows.

Celebrity Quoth...

Brad Pitt - I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'we saw your movie'. 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like?'

Welcome to WHERE?!?!?!?

Seattle trolley line has acronym

SEATTLE (AP) -- Officially it's the South Lake Union Streetcar. Within the old Cascade neighborhood, part of the area to be served by the new line, it's popularly known as the South Lake Union Trolley - or SLUT. At Kapow! Coffee, 100 T-shirts bearing the words "Ride the SLUT" sold out in days and another 100 are on order.

"We're welcoming the SLUT into the neighborhood," said Jerry Johnson, 29, a part-time barista.

Trolley tracks have been laid from downtown along Westlake Avenue to Lake Union and project officials say the $50.5 million project should be completed and streetcars running in December

nanny nanny boo boo | GOTD

For all my mamas

Overheard In New York

Kid, Have You Read the Old Testament?

Mom: Please eat your dinner.
Brat: Mommy, you're meaner than God.

--Restaurant, Bay Ridge

Overheard by: Nikki Apostolou

Hand Dance

It takes a while for the fun stuff to start, so either deal with it, or skip ahead. You'll be glad that you did...

Mac or PC | effin hilarious!

Mac or PC - Music Video

Pug in a unicorn suit - aw, sweet!

For all yous pug lovers out there, from the unicorn a holic.

Song stuck in my head now...

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning

— Kung Fu Fighting
Carl Douglas

In the NEEEEEWS..

Unprintable Song Up for Emmy on Saturday...

Misinspirational Message

www.dribbleglass.com

Bad Kitty

I am certainly not in favor of animal cruelty, but I hate cats, and this amuses me.