I shall be gone from the original headquarters, but I shall try to post as much as possible from my new top secret lair. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER V.I.O.H!!!
There are more dogs in the United States than there are people in the United Kingdom. There are more cats in the United States than there are people in France.
"Weird Al" Yankovic's music video from his new album "Straight Outta Lynwood"
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really really white n' thirty
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Jock skills I'm a champion of D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number one
I do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized the Holy Grail
Really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even make a homepage for my dog!
Yo I got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me get freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
— Weird Al, "White & Nerdy"
Tricia Jones: When are men going to realize that women want ROMANCE, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride...
Brodie: Hey, now, be fair. *EVERYONE* wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.
— Mall Rats (1995)
Baby platypus is called a "puggle", which is my original pet name for my little Brodster. What is cuter than puggle, I ask you?
Will include (but is not limited to)...
Pitcher(s) of Peach Bellini
Frozen peach nectar, white wine, champagne, and rum, swirled with our Italian Sangria
Italian Nachos
Crispy pasta chips baked with ground Italian sausage and/or grilled sliced chicken, pepperoncini peppers, black olives, roma tomatoes, and jalapenos. Topped with melted mozzarella, parmesan, and creamy alfredo sauce
Turtle Cheesecake
Thick layers of creamy cheesecake and rich fudge on a graham cracker crust, topped with caramel, pecans, and chocolate chips
And last but not least...
TITO!!!!!!
(and that's just to start...)
For all of you Lost fans who were trying to figure out where you had seen the blond actress in charge of psycho-analyzing Jack last night ...
She's been in all sorts of stuff that you've probably never seen. This "nagging-feeling-you've-seen-that-actor-before" moment brought to you by www.imdb.com...H.I.: [Aims gun at the clerk] Wake up, Son.
H.I.: I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.
Ed McDonnough: [Sees H.I. from the car] That son' bitch. That son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!
H.I.: And make it quick, I'm in dutch with the wife.
— Raising Arizona (1987)
| 1. | truthiness | |
The quality of stating concepts one wishes or believes to be true, rather than the facts. Origin: Stephen Colbert, "The Colbert Report," 2005 "That Fox News report didn't have all of the facts, but it had a certain truthiness to it." www.urbandictionary.com | ||
