Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usAgent Sands: El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

1 comment:

Brindy said...

I restore the balance in THIS country by matching Carrots super genius with my duper dumb dumb.

: D

AND by drinking my own urine.
I don't EVEN want to know what would happen if I quit doing THAT!