THE NEW WORLD ORDER

1.) Asstat Required
2.) Lots of heart attack inducing chronic noise exposure
3.) Chronic Noise Exposure Therapy Group meets Mon-Fri at 5:01 at the YVB
4.) Usher in the en dof the world as we know it, asstats in full view
5.) Begin searching for new employment as: Assistant Asstat or Personal Asstat.
6.) LARD FOR LUNCH everyday, no asstat exceptions