Cadmium Heights: Angry Roommate

I [heart] Cadmium Heights

For computer users with a sense of humor

Rocket's E-Date #3

Ah, love is a fickle thing. Will this one be the one to end his lonely nights? Introducing Rocket's E-Date #3:

Rowena

Likes include racing, pointy ears and uncontrollable drool.

Time to Assess New Year Resolutions

Unicorn is Magic

Cadmium Heights: Brad's First Day

Local Boys Make Me Laugh: I know half the kids in this vid, but they are all hilarious and there are more vids to post, keep comin back for more.

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Agent Sands: El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.

— Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

Now That's a Dog!

Puppets are fun

Weiner Time

Natalie Dee - Brindy's new hero [besides Carrot of course]

Hooray for me

... and for those around me who have had to put up with the insanity:


Sing it now...
S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safety Dance!

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance
We can dance
Everybody Safety Dance!

Super Carrot

Because my good friend is a Super Coder Carrot and I wanted to make sure all were aware.

This just is, because it kicks my ass!


bong bong

MDM spells L O V E

If you love as much as I, visit his site and watch Blue Collar Existentialism and all of his other vids as well. Smart kid, nice accent.

VOTE NOW

Most Dominant College Mascot on Earth: Spartans vs. Cowboys

We're in the finals, people. It's go time...



www.sportsline.com

Happy Mums Day

To all the moms I know, this one's for you:

Carrot Loves Weird Al moment #255

I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half-a-million Chalupas and I got fat
I sued Panasonic
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat, huh

I sued Earthlink
'Cause I called 'em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks
'Cause I spilled a frappucino in my lap and brr, it was cold

I sued Toys 'R Us
Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball and nearly choked to death, huh
I sued PetCo
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter and now I got bad breath

I sued Coca-Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck
I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey - I went there, and it sucked

Yeah
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza thirty seconds late

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you
Ughh

I sued Duracell
They never told me not to shove that double-A right up my nose
I sued Home Depot
'Cause they sold me a hammer which they knew I might drop on my toes

I sued Dell Compueters
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesn't work
I sued Fruit Of The Loom
'Cause when I wear my tighty-whities on my head I look like a jerk

I sued Verizon
'Cause I get all depressed every time my cell phone is roaming
I sued Colorado
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming!

I sued Neiman Marcus
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season
I sued Ben Affleck
Aww, do I even need a reason?

Uhh
If I sprain my ankle while I'm robbin' your place
If I hurt my knuckles while I punch you in the face

I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue
Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you
Ughh, ughh, ughh

— "I'll Sue Ya" Weird Al Yankovic

I am in Code Hell

Code Munkee Blewz

The 2nd Deadly Sin

GLUTTONY
As in, GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT. As in GLUTTON for mind-boggling, hemmorage-inducing code-writing brain-hacking punishment that makes me want to do this:

Why, God, WHY?

... okay, I feel better now [sob] ... I am ready to go back to the drawing board [weep] ... has anyone seen my Sherpa application lying around? [sniffle]

Return of the Asstat

Speaks for itself.
Nice crack.

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

... and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]

...written down the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]

... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

— Snatch (2000)

Gas will soon be $4/gallon

Who thinks Carrot should get a moped?

Oh Hoff...

Wasn't sure if you Hoff fans were too devistated to post this gem, but I certainly cannot resist.

Feliz Cinco De Mayo, Zanganos

El Zángano es el macho de la abeja reina;
carece de aguijón y no labra miel.
Por lo tanto en terminos humanos,
se le dice Zángano al holgazán,
el que no hace nada y lo mantienen.

My kind of Fairy Tale

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince,until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however,and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

I don't freakin think so.

Serious Delerium -or- Sewius Daleweim

The best 7:24 EVER.

GOTD

A special Gif of the Day for those of us
who just need a break from the routine:

TGIF with Pacman!

Down with S P E C

The more you ask of me the less I have to give.
Used.
Unappreciated.
Angry.
Sad.
Drifting slowly into insanity as I try to comprehend what might be going through your mind. Oh wait, there is nothing happening there. Boo.

Word of the day...

1.	great googly-moogly
	interjection, similar to "great Caesar's ghost" and "jumpin' Jehosaphat," this nonsense phrase can be heard in the song "Goin' Down Slow" by Howlin Wolf, and in Frank Zappa's song "Don't Eat The Yellow Snow." "Great googly-moogly, is that an elephant?" www.urbandictionary.com

Cheesy Talk

Not to be confused with cheese and chalk.

I think the obscurity of this conversation is premaced by the fact that Thursday is the new Friday. That is my only explaination.

Mother of all BArt

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies...

Farting Preacher 5

If you don't think this is hilarious, you shouldn't be chillin at this blog. That's funny right der, don't care who ya are.



Farting Preacher
Farting Preacher 2
Farting Preacher 3?
Farting Preacher 4

Blast from the past

For some reason I have the theme music for this game running through my head at the moment.I don't even know why cuz I was too young to get the chance to play when my older siblings were obsessed with TB. What am I saying? It wasn't just my older siblings, it was my parents that wouldn't give up the controls either! Nevertheless, the doop doop dit dits are repeating themselves over and over up there, and I know they are now in Carrot's noggin too just at the mention of the game! You're welcome...

VIOH is global, baby

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Another Doozie

Britney Spears:
You know how people say *NSYNC copied Backstreet? Well, Backstreet copied the Beatles.

A moment of silence for George, please

[Photo not actually of George]

Tiny Terrier Dies After Saving 5 Kids
Tiny Terrier Saves 5 New Zealand Children From Pitbull Attack, But Suffers Fatal Injuries

WELLINGTON, New Zealand, May. 2, 2007
(AP) A plucky foot-high Jack Russell terrier named George saved five New Zealand children from two marauding pitbulls, but was so severely mauled in the fight he had to be destroyed, his owner said Wednesday.

George was playing with the group of children as they returned home from buying sweets at a neighborhood shop in the small North Island town of Manaia last Sunday when the two pitbulls appeared and lunged toward them, his owner Allan Gay said.

"George was brave - he took them on and he's not even a foot high," Gay told The Associated Press. "He jumped in on them, he tried to keep them off.

"If it wasn't for George, those kids would have copped it."

Read the full story here...

For the Girls

Ode to Carrot

Munny's pet retreat

For Brindy

A W E S O M E

Only slightly cooler than this...



You just kick my ass ISHKUR