Monday, September 22, 2008

New Traditions

Have you ever gotten a birthday present you didn't want? Did you not get the one you really wanted? Well, that happened to me this year!
I really wanted a Boob with a hairy Wee Wee on it. I saw one in the store and it was only $69000. I mean, that's not too much money. I could save up my allowance for that in 6900 weeks! But instead, all I got were Panties. Who gives Panties as a birthday present?
Carrot says it's the thought that counts, and I guess she is right. But next time, I hope my parents think of the really skinny poop with a(n) nummy aids on it!

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