New Year's Day Tradition

Every December, people from all over the United States come to Pasadena, California, to help build and decorate floats for the Tournament of Roses Parade on January 1. The parade has a different theme every year, and this year the theme is “To eat with wombats.” So all the floats will reflect this theme.

The float that my school is working on features 69 flying geese and 1 meelion flushing dudes. The geese are decorated with orange cannabi. The dudes are decorated with magenta arrugali and dried po-tay-toes. This float is really cool because the geese will occasionally poop. It's amazing!

There will also be people riding on the float. Bob Dole will be at the front singing Viva Viagra, which should be pretty funny. Maggie Simpson will also be on the float. She'll be riding at the back, sucking the whole way! I am sure our float will win the first prize!