Hmmmphrgg
Why does this remind me of a vacation with Munny?
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Outstanding in his field...
Chuck Storm? Like that's his real name! Watch and see old Chuckles get what he deserves!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
The Return of Carrot
"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."
— Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
New Year's Day Tradition
Every December, people from all over the United States come to Pasadena, California, to help build and decorate floats for the Tournament of Roses Parade on January 1. The parade has a different theme every year, and this year the theme is “To eat with wombats.” So all the floats will reflect this theme.
The float that my school is working on features 69 flying geese and 1 meelion flushing dudes. The geese are decorated with orange cannabi. The dudes are decorated with magenta arrugali and dried po-tay-toes. This float is really cool because the geese will occasionally poop. It's amazing!
There will also be people riding on the float. Bob Dole will be at the front singing Viva Viagra, which should be pretty funny. Maggie Simpson will also be on the float. She'll be riding at the back, sucking the whole way! I am sure our float will win the first prize!
New Traditions
Have you ever gotten a birthday present you didn't want? Did you not get the one you really wanted? Well, that happened to me this year!
I really wanted a Boob with a hairy Wee Wee on it. I saw one in the store and it was only $69000. I mean, that's not too much money. I could save up my allowance for that in 6900 weeks! But instead, all I got were Panties. Who gives Panties as a birthday present?
Carrot says it's the thought that counts, and I guess she is right. But next time, I hope my parents think of the really skinny poop with a(n) nummy aids on it!
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Monday, July 07, 2008
GOTD?
Um, I don't know what kind of hug this bear is giving out,
but, if you are lonesome, it looks like it would do the trick!
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Word of the day
Cougar
Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path.
"Man is cougar's number one prey"
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