Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

— Christmas Vacation (1989)

Proof that some people have more time on their hands than I...

How to make a pecan pie based icosahedron

Who Wants to be a Minister?

Marry Me

ODE to the Unimind...

Memmmmmmories,
Like the corrrrrrrnnners of my mind
Misty water-colored memmmmmmories
Of the way we were...
(sniffle)

Oh Hoff, how we have missed you...

From the official David Hasselfhoff House of Pancakes...

...er, Site Of Worship. Yeah.

Carrot Loves Weird Al moment #102

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna

Spreadin' on the mustard now, show me how
Spread it on a litle of this bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out, don't run out
If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna

[belch]

Goin' to the market now, market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping isles, shopping isles
Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna

— Weird Al, "My Bologna"

A Visual Aid For Those Who Hold the Hearts of My Nearest and Dearest

Just so we're all on the same page...
This empty jar + your nuts =
what will happen if you break their hearts
*includes husbands

Just cause Your Mom is so awesome!

Have a great weekend WYOs!

dedicated to my buddy bestfriend forever

Happy Bunny make Happy Brinders

Carrot's Movie Quote Hall of Fame

[as they are dangling from under the road way, after Left Ear's gotten all the explosives in place, and is about to insert the detonater]

Left Ear: Just give me a minute.

Charlie Croker: [impatiently] NOW?

Left Ear: I'm about to insert this detonator tube, and if the brass touches the sides, you and I will be the last people each of us will see.

Charlie Croker: Take all the time you need.

Left Ear: [after a pause] Hey, Charlie?

Charlie Croker: What?

Left Ear: I love you, man.

Charlie Croker: I love you too.

— The Italian Job (2003)

For Brindy

Hadn't heard from Brindy in a while so thought I would send her something I thought was funny, although I am not sure it fits anything. Just figured out how to You Tube and picked the first thing I could find.

Weird Al is my hero

Listen to this delicious parody of James "The-Bane-of-my-music-listening-experience" Blunt by the one and only Weird Al here.

From NPR.org:

According to Yankovic, Blunt himself gave his blessing to a song called "You're Pitiful", which was to appear on Yankovic's now-finished but as-yet-unreleased new album. But after Yankovic finished recording the parody, Atlantic Records, Blunt's label, told Yankovic that he couldn't release "You're Pitiful." Though Yankovic has encountered resistance from artists before -- after a miscommunication involving permissions, Coolio publicly objected to a released parody of "Gangsta's Paradise," while Prince has always turned down Yankovic's requests to parody his hits -- he says this is the first time a label has stepped in to squash the release of one of his parodies. (Quoth an Atlantic representative: "We have no comment on this matter.")

Munny Hunny!!!

Thank you for calling Walmart Tire Lube Express, where we sell tires for less. This is G-Munny Unit Honey Babe fo-Sho! How MAY I help you?

My Specialty