Better Life, Yard Donkey
How do these spammers find me? And how do they KNOW that I'm a Yard Donkey and that I want a better life? My life is an open book to them and I bask in the glow of their love. If I ever need a viagra-induced dream vacation that comes with a lower mortgage and free phone cards for life, I know just where to find it. I liken it to my frequent cheap meds induced euphoric episodes which are second in my heart only to my frequent desire to donate money to that nigerian boy with the brain tumor who's mom got hit by a bus. But only if it comes with a free penis enlarger...
3 comments:
you go, girl! rant away!
If it weren't for SPAM and junk mail, I would feel so unloved. SPAM.. free laughs delivered straight to your mailbox everyday!
Agreed. You gotta have that good spam-lovin' to start your day. What other reason is there to get up? A list of the spam I've received in the last hour:
• Bored with suspicious online casinos not keeping their promise?
• Up to $400 worth of welcome bonuses!
• Vjjagra
• FREE Quart of HealthyCoat for Horses!
• Replica watches, rolex replicas, fake watches
• Hot'n'new Impress your girl with prolonged hardness, plentiful explosions and increased duration
• Termination Alert of your Easyspeedy account
The horse one is new...
Post a Comment