Thursday, August 17, 2006

Go ahead, give 'er a guess

Munny
Why was Cinderella kicked out of Disneyland?

11 comments:

Brindy said...

For using meth whilest doing all of her chores
(Only cause stepmother left it in her purse whilest she was passed out, like on the kewl commercial)?

Munny said...

No winners yet.....

Carrot said...

For kicking Mickey Mouse in the man-berries after he tried to take her Long Beach Ice Tea away...

Munny said...

That just got her a misdemeanor, Carrot. I don't know if I should post the answer for fear of embarrassing my mom

Brindy said...

How do you think it makes Mom feel that you think she is stiffling your creativity, what about that, huh, sheesh?

Come on, she can take it.

Carrot said...

C'mon, someone's got to live vicariously through you! She isn't allowed to be lewd and obnoxious like you (hello, she teaches our youth!) but that doesn't mean she's not crazy on the inside... she can take it.

Munny said...

OK, you asked for it.

- She was caught sitting on Pinochio's nose yelling "Tell me a lie, tell the truth. Tell me a lie, tell the truth ...."

Carrot said...

LOL

Brindy said...

Dear gawd

Your Mom said...

It's a good thing I am going thru menopause, cause some days I can take it, some days I can't.
Actually, it took me a while to get it, but when it came to me, I thought it was pretty funny.
Gonna tell it to my book buddy who loves and gets your humor almost better than I do. Old people just want you to think they don't have dirty minds; that way you don't pay attention to what they are doing all the time.
Enough of the lessons already. Bring on more fun!

The Mook said...

I AM A MOOOK