Carrot Loves Weird Al moment #91

Use my razor to shave your legs
Eat crackers in bed
Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat
You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head
I can learn to live with that

But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes
You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those... Shoooooes

— From Don't Wear Those Shoes Weird Al