Friday, September 15, 2006

Carrot's New World Order

CarrotIn the new world order, intelligent swoon-worthy men will approach women on the street with a personality/life resumé, a written essay on who they are and what they stand for and a completed "boyfriend/husband" application. The woman can then eliminate potential losers based on the paperwork and offer the role of boyfriend/husband to the most worthy candidate. It would simplify so many things...


Your Mom said...

get it out there, girl.

ps. I was about to write, where have all the bloggers gone?, but glad to see someone is here today. well, gotta go myself, now. keep preachin.

Munny said...

In our case we will neeed:

Still today and probably forever.