Monday, August 21, 2006

I Really Wanna GroupHug

Alas, I have sworn myself from it. I shall never return to observe the unfiltered conciousness of our deteriorating society, Spat, I spew it from my inside. Sick out, sick sick effs!
I do need to confess however that I get a hankering for it from time to time. Which is exactly the reason I forbode myself to partake in it any longer. I was becoming one of them. The sickness that exists there is only glorified by those who cannot resist to retrieve the burden of confession. Those who never actually hug, just bear witness, insisting all the while that they are not one of 'them'.
I still need to confess however, and this shall be my forum. So, confess sinners, relieve the weight of guilt from you.
Purge. Now.

8 comments:

Brindy said...

Indeed, I shall be the first.
I confess that that slice of cheesecake was twice what it should have been.
I confess I get a hankering for the lard at Sarah's a bit too often.
I confess that my shoes smell like puss-crusted-ass.
I confess that I don't like TURTLE.
I confess that when Munz told me she was leaving I died a little inside.
I confess I am jealous she is moving on.
I confess I am confessing.

Your Mom said...

There's a whole big world out there. Come with us! And my new reason for the extra big cheesecake: I'm an American; we all look this way.

Brindy said...

Really, I want to know, spill it.

Carrot said...

I like to play in the dirt

Munny said...

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

Carrot said...

I confess that I don't kill spiders
I confess that I haven't balanced a check book in 4 years
I confess that cheese will be the end of me
I confess that Munners is a blood relation to me
I confess that I miss grunge
I confess that I may never get married
I confess that Gus is my one true love
I confess that I don't post to VIOH as much as I should
I confess that the Gizzle is a soul sucker and you must ALL get out!!!!!!

Munny said...

I confess that I hate it when people use those toilet seat covers in the restrooms at the office.
I confess that I don't eat 5 servings of fruits and/or veggies a day or even a week.
I confess that Iced Tea is the new Mountain Dew although I do enjoy Squirt every now and then.
I confess that I wish Brindy could run away with me and go make Hamburgers for more money than we make now.
I confess that TURTLE is also mine enemy.
I confess I still go to grouphug but only when Brindy can't see.
I confess that I want my life to be like that Click movie, without all the negative parts of course.
I confess I feel lilke confessing more at a later time and date.

Your Mom said...

NO CONFESSING! I live as best I can and am sticking to it. okay, capital letters are good for showing emotions but not at the beginning of sentences.