Thursday, August 17, 2006

What is the Happiness Curve?


Sure you've heard it called other names: beer belly, big belly, breadbasket, dinner pail, front porch, garbage can, gut, keg, kitchen, middle-aged spread, midriff, midsection, navy chest, pantry, paunch, pot, pot belly, spare tire, stomach, tank...
We prefer to call it the "Happiness Curve" for all of the times we have enjoyed eating a delicious meal. Let's face it, if you really love good food, the Happiness Curve is hard to avoid.

5 comments:

Molecular Turtle said...

Guess I have an unhappiness curve. I disagree though about having one when you like good food. I love good food but I just can't cook it for myself:)

Your Mom said...

Any food you like is "good" food. And I like this for an excuse that is positive. Instead of explaining why the memo didn't get sent immediately by saying, "I'm fat," a more positive response would be, "It's because of the happiness curve."

Munny said...

Turtle... so you have a concave abdomen I'd be unhappy too.

Carrot said...

I still like "Because I'm Fat" . . . as an explanation . . . it's so simple and you don't have to have discourse on what it meants . . . perfect for people who are losing their minds :)

Brindy said...

TURTLES EAT KAKA

booya