Wednesday, July 26, 2006

By special request...

CarrotChampagne don't drive me crazy.
Cocaine don't make me lazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker.
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.

You can ride a great big pink Cadillac to church on Sunday
You can hang around the house with your ol' lady on monday
Ain't nobody's business but your own
Man I don't care what in the world that you do
Long as you do what you say you're going to
Ain't nobody's business but your own

Now I know some of you cuties, you real fine cuties
You gonna steppin' downtown just to hang around
Standing on the corner so the fellas will stare and say
oooooooooo,...ain't she sweet?

Champagne don't drive me crazy.
Cocaine don't make me lazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker.
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.

You can walk downtown in your birthday suit
I can see you comin' out of the Bank of America with a whole lotta loot.
Ain't nobody's business but your own
Now you know that cocaine is for horses, now that it ain't for men!
The doctor said it'll kill me but he didn't say when
Ain't nobody's business but your own

Now you know sometimes i put on my straw hat my striped pants and my spats baby and you know i go truckin' down town
standin on the corner so the fellas can stand and say

Spoken:
Hey man ain't you the brother in the '57 Mercury with turn pike skirts and the chrome reverse wheels, and white wall tires with lights under the skirt, painted lime green with reversable licence plates with dark windows you can see out can't nobody see in with four on the floor, 745 horse power and a big stereo listening to Wolfman Jack say "ain't this X-E-R-B baby?"

Champagne don't drive me crazy.
Cocaine don't make me lazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker.
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
Ain't nobody's business but your own, but my own.

Come on now lets try it 1-2-3
Champagne don't drive me crazy.
Cocaine don't make me lazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Sing it out.
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker.
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Once again.

Champagne don't drive me crazy.
Cocaine don't make me lazy.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker.
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
Ain't nobody's business but my own.

"Ain't Nobody's Business"
Taj Majal

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