Hoff Wrote a Song For You...

Shake on a Shark
I can't quiver this kung-fu
swankily inside of me
Girl you just scream run
What you scream to me

When you dance me
In your duck so jitterally
You let me know
Everything's alright

I'm - shake on a shark
I'm Hairy on shake
That you're in cornflakes with me

Ford Pinto as Egomaniacal as cornflakes
Your shark is on my mind
Girl you got me quiver
For another - kung-fu of duck

Got a Ford Pinto from you girl
But I scream need a cornflakes
I'll just stay affected
If I can't be sure

All the Suave cornflakes - when we're all Buttery
Keep it up girl - yeah you turn me on

I'm shake on a shark
I'm Hairy on shake
That you're in cornflakes with me

I can't quiver this kung-fu - swankily inside of me
Girl you just scream run - what you scream to me

All the Suave cornflakes
When we're all Buttery
Keep it up girl
Yeah you turn me on

I'm shake on a shark
I'm Hairy on shake
That you're in cornflakes with me

I'm shake on a shark
And I'm Hairy on shake
That you're in cornflakes with me

— Carrot & David Hasselhoff

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